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Kurtaist 

Kurtaist is the only person in tiktok who never misses. Kurtaist > You (in terms of everything.)
Person 1: Have you seen kurtaist in tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah! Awesome account with only W posts!
Kurtaist by 0k. October 19, 2021
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Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐
Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

This is a very powerful amazing religion completely dedicated to Kurapika. Kurapika is our one and only lord and savior. Many including myself have decided to dedicate from this point on our lives all to Kurapika. One of our common phrases that must be used on a daily basis is “AKAKU🛐”. I, WE, love Kurapika with all our hearts. Nothing can separate us and our loyalty to Kurapika. JOIN OUR RELIGION YOU WONT REGRET IT.
Person 1: Did you say your daily Akaku🛐’s and your daily prayers to Kurapika?
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a very sacred Religion. We worship our one and only god Kurapika Kurta 😍 If you happen to stumble upon this religion please consider joining! Some things us Kurtaists like to do are , Sacrifice our souls to Kurapika, Worship to Kurapika, Bathroom Kurapika Shrines, Buy Chains , And the thing we love to do most is to fight with the Chrolloists. They are apart of a disgusting religion called Chrolloism. 🙄🛐⛓ ANYWAYS! May you Akaku Akaku Moesakaru! 💖
Hi ni moeru hitomi

Hokori takaki kanashimi wakare to deai no saki
Tada toki wa sugiyukedo nao kurikaesareru ayamachi
Shizuka ni katarikakeru senjin tachi no sakebi
Oto mo naku kodamasuru iki hisome toki wo matsu hana no you ni
Ishi wo tsugu mono ni takusareta rekishi no hikari to yami
Manazashi no uragawa ni himeta negai
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono ikari (1) yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou

Sukuigataki kurushimi munen to chiru tamashii
Wakachiai tataeyou nao kedakaku nokoru kagayaki
Uchi ni himeta kanjou osaekirenu tekijou
Todokisou de todokanai yosete wa kaesu sazanami no you ni
Tsumibukaki mono ni kaserareta tsugunaikirenu mirai
Mune no oku fukaku kizamareta ketsui
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Shisen kesshite kesshite sorasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi wo towa ni

Chirabaru musuu no hitomi karamaru kumo no ito
Toutoki inochi no sukui no tame nara watashi no hate nado oshikunai

Atsuku atsuku atsuku moetagiru
Omoi kesshite kesshite asenu you ni
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou (Kurtaism Theme Song Lyrics 💖)
Kurtaism by Kurtaism Baptist October 30, 2020
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