kurotas
literally god himself
kurotas by notkurotas October 6, 2023
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Kurtasaurus
Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010
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kurotas • kuratasbff • Kurotard • kurotsukki • kurozasso • Kurtasaurus • kurtaslover • kurtaslut • Kurtassed • Kurtastrophy
Kurtassed
To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.
Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022
Kurtastrophy
Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy
Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
Kurtastrophy by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011
kurtoasted
Core ruination, utter failure, complete devastation, intractable destruction, or any other extremely undesirable outcome resulting from an event never seen coming or seemingly so unlikely as to warrant no consideration in the first place. Such occurrences have popularly become known as 'black swans'.
The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution.
The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution.
John was kurtoasted upon discovering that his wife was actually his fraternal twin sister, separated from him at birth. Shortly before hanging himself, he is recorded as saying "People will think I killed myself out of shame, but they'll be wrong one thing. I could have lived with having had sex with my sister for years. But I simply can't face the fact that my twin sister was such a dirty slut."
kurtoasted by Zookeep March 18, 2010
kurtaslover
An pure angel, she is one of my favorite mutuals on tiktok and i love her so much. A big kurapika stan and makes the best edits.
“Do u know kurtaslover?”
“Oh, do you mean the most handsome, beautiful, caring, respectful kurapika stan on tiktok?”
“Oh, do you mean the most handsome, beautiful, caring, respectful kurapika stan on tiktok?”
kurtaslover by shalnarkredphone June 1, 2021
Jan Kurotaki
Jan Kurotaki is the most BEAUTIFUL Japanese woman on the face of the earth, she is awesome in every way. She also cosplays as Sakura from Naruto in a very pretty yet stylish way.
Jan Kurotaki by Missy November 3, 2004
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