kurotas 

literally god himself

OMG he godkurotas. Finally I can give him all my love and moni.

kurotas by notkurotas October 6, 2023

Kurtasaurus 

1. Pure awesomeness.
2. Extremely huggable

Dude: "Man, i'm feeling Kurtasaurus today!"
Chick: "No you're not... Fuck off..."

Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010

Kurtassed 

To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.

Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.

Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022

Kurtastrophy 

Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.

Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy

Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......

Kurtastrophy by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011

kurtoasted

Core ruination, utter failure, complete devastation, intractable destruction, or any other extremely undesirable outcome resulting from an event never seen coming or seemingly so unlikely as to warrant no consideration in the first place. Such occurrences have popularly become known as 'black swans'.

The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution.

John was kurtoasted upon discovering that his wife was actually his fraternal twin sister, separated from him at birth. Shortly before hanging himself, he is recorded as saying "People will think I killed myself out of shame, but they'll be wrong one thing. I could have lived with having had sex with my sister for years. But I simply can't face the fact that my twin sister was such a dirty slut."

kurtoasted by Zookeep March 18, 2010

kurtaslover 

An pure angel, she is one of my favorite mutuals on tiktok and i love her so much. A big kurapika stan and makes the best edits.

“Do u know kurtaslover?”
“Oh, do you mean the most handsome, beautiful, caring, respectful kurapika stan on tiktok?”

kurtaslover by shalnarkredphone June 1, 2021

Jan Kurotaki 

Jan Kurotaki is the most BEAUTIFUL Japanese woman on the face of the earth, she is awesome in every way. She also cosplays as Sakura from Naruto in a very pretty yet stylish way.

OMG ! did you see Jan Kurotaki ?? She is my cosplaying idol.

Jan Kurotaki by Missy November 3, 2004