Missy's definitions

potfessional

white-collar recreational user of marijuana

I can not party late tonight because I am a potfessional and I have to get up early to go to work.

by missy October 13, 2009

scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005

nerdle

an uber gearhead. an extreme version of a nerd.

chris wants to program your computer instead of taking you to dinner? what a nerdle!

by missy May 5, 2005

You're Bomb

You are hot. You're "BAD/BOMB" as in you are very good looking/attractive.

Damn Ashley, you're bomb as hell!

by MISSY December 18, 2012

a playa

missy sexy bitch she pimp this word was made when missy was born.

missy is a playa cause she is a sexy bitch

by missy July 31, 2004

uberfruit

an extremely gay person. fruit comes from fruity booty, a word meaning "really gay" and uber is german for "above"

richard simmons is an uberfruit

by missy July 31, 2004

one thing led to another

An excuse for why you cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband/partner/significant other...

Most often used my rather sheepish looking men

We were just talking and then one thing lead to another...

by Missy August 17, 2004