4 definitions by Zookeep
The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 14, 2011
Core ruination, utter failure, complete devastation, intractable destruction, or any other extremely undesirable outcome resulting from an event never seen coming or seemingly so unlikely as to warrant no consideration in the first place. Such occurrences have popularly become known as 'black swans'.
The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution.
The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution.
John was kurtoasted upon discovering that his wife was actually his fraternal twin sister, separated from him at birth. Shortly before hanging himself, he is recorded as saying "People will think I killed myself out of shame, but they'll be wrong one thing. I could have lived with having had sex with my sister for years. But I simply can't face the fact that my twin sister was such a dirty slut."
by Zookeep March 18, 2010
A law-enforcement agent; a cop, a pig. Pigs (the animal) are used in the capacity of hunting truffles, a valuable fungus. This term is especially useful around cops, as they're are unlikely to know what it implies.
by Zookeep March 14, 2010
Yet another slang term for cocaine, apparently derived from 'basico' or 'basuco', Spanish for 'base' which particularly in this context means base cocaine paste; an intermediate product in cocaine processing.
Buzuco may specifically refer to a lower grade of cocaine (base that hasn't been fully processed into cocaine.hcl (cocaine proper). Base is commonly smoked in cigarettes, its use associated with Latin American poverty.
Buzuco may specifically refer to a lower grade of cocaine (base that hasn't been fully processed into cocaine.hcl (cocaine proper). Base is commonly smoked in cigarettes, its use associated with Latin American poverty.
Get down here grasshoppa! We just a couple ounces of cola fresh off the boat and we partyin! It's a Bazuco Circus!
by Zookeep October 16, 2008