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Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.

-See also: Kurt Davis
Dude, you are being kurtarded, other people work here too!
Kurtarded by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008
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someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself
man that guy is kurtarded who has no idea whats going on
Kurtarded by poohead111 April 5, 2010

Kurutard 

Kurutard

Person, usually in their late teens or early twenties whose only purpose in life is to praise and consume Twitch streamer KuruHS' content.

Kurutards are part of the need for speed community and are widely known to lack any kind of personality whatsoever, repeating lame inside jokes for five years, giving their birthday money away in the form of donations to KuruHS and engaging in heavy attention-seeking in order to get the streamer to say their name in stream.

They are hostile towards anyone speaking negatively about KuruHS or widely known, unfunny "Pepega Mod" a modification for need for speed most wanted, filled with twitch memes such as pepe, unfunny textures and incredibly lame inside-jokes, which according to the creators, it requires the player to consume KuruHS' content for a good while in order to understand most of the jokes.

Kurutards are well known for lacking a personality and self made opinions, constantly resorting to carbon-copying youtube content creators opinions and passing them as their own, they praise and defend internet "celebrities" and rarely if at all engage in complex conversations.

Any attempt at worthwhile communication with a Kurutard will essentially be less rewarding than talking to a wall, as they hold virtually zero interesting traits.

While they are relatively hostile and are big in numbers, they hold no power outside two discord servers, and will avoid any confrontation with a person with a properly developed personality.
A: Did you hear about that new drama? Seems some idiots stole multiple game assets so they could get attention from Kuru.

B: Yeah, not the first time, these kurutards know no limits.
Kurutard by Reameb October 3, 2022
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