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Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.

-See also: Kurt Davis
Dude, you are being kurtarded, other people work here too!
Kurtarded by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008
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someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself
man that guy is kurtarded who has no idea whats going on
Kurtarded by poohead111 April 5, 2010

Kurutard 

Kurutard

Person, usually in their late teens or early twenties whose only purpose in life is to praise and consume Twitch streamer KuruHS' content.

Kurutards are part of the need for speed community and are widely known to lack any kind of personality whatsoever, repeating lame inside jokes for five years, giving their birthday money away in the form of donations to KuruHS and engaging in heavy attention-seeking in order to get the streamer to say their name in stream.

They are hostile towards anyone speaking negatively about KuruHS or widely known, unfunny "Pepega Mod" a modification for need for speed most wanted, filled with twitch memes such as pepe, unfunny textures and incredibly lame inside-jokes, which according to the creators, it requires the player to consume KuruHS' content for a good while in order to understand most of the jokes.

Kurutards are well known for lacking a personality and self made opinions, constantly resorting to carbon-copying youtube content creators opinions and passing them as their own, they praise and defend internet "celebrities" and rarely if at all engage in complex conversations.

Any attempt at worthwhile communication with a Kurutard will essentially be less rewarding than talking to a wall, as they hold virtually zero interesting traits.

While they are relatively hostile and are big in numbers, they hold no power outside two discord servers, and will avoid any confrontation with a person with a properly developed personality.
A: Did you hear about that new drama? Seems some idiots stole multiple game assets so they could get attention from Kuru.

B: Yeah, not the first time, these kurutards know no limits.
Kurutard by Reameb October 3, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026