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Kung Foo Fighting
To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.
Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.
http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting
Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.
http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting
XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.
Kung Foo Fighting by beerguytoo April 14, 2009
g.i. joe kung foo grip
dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
g.i. joe kung foo grip by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009
kung foolery
(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing
2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight
1. jovial rough-housing
2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight
kung foolery by David December 31, 2004
Kung Fool
A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Kung Fool by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007
kung-food
kung-food by Niggastotle March 31, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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