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Another way to say Whats up.
"Hey craig whats crackalacking?"
by Raziel March 18, 2003

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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence
by Raziel February 04, 2004

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The act of messing with someones mind, usually to an extreme.
The last time I mindfucked Peter, he thought he was an heroin addict for three days.
by Raziel April 21, 2003

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Acronym for system of a down
I jsut picked up the new SOAD CD
by Raziel April 21, 2003

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Person A is an intellectual whore to person B.If person A wants to shag person B and person B will not shag person A but keeps person A around for entertainment, emotional support etc...

Almost always men
"You do all that for her and you arent even getting any,man you are such an intellectual whore."
by Raziel March 16, 2003

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An inhalent that can get you high
I got messed up on amyls
by Raziel August 28, 2003

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Skill from badass programming powers
"He has some serious kung foo skills"
by Raziel February 09, 2003

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