Skip to main content
To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
Related Words
To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.
Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?
a sweet lovable man, gives great advice when needed, will always be there for you. the man of all men
wow he`s such a keithen!
keithen by hehe13 December 9, 2012

Kithelia 

An act of psychological thievery resulting in the victim being completely drained of all remaining skill and or talent. Worldwide epidemic in which some say cannot be cured.
Yo, lets get Viperzero for our drain team, oh wait his mind got kithelia'd, might as well get Bloodthorne.
Kithelia by MichaelD January 11, 2009

Kitty Kithes!!! 

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.
from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"
keithed by The Weedler March 21, 2009