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To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :[
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
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To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.
Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?
a sweet lovable man, gives great advice when needed, will always be there for you. the man of all men
wow he`s such a keithen!
keithen by hehe13 December 9, 2012

Kithelia 

An act of psychological thievery resulting in the victim being completely drained of all remaining skill and or talent. Worldwide epidemic in which some say cannot be cured.
Yo, lets get Viperzero for our drain team, oh wait his mind got kithelia'd, might as well get Bloodthorne.
Kithelia by MichaelD January 11, 2009

Kitty Kithes!!! 

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.
from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"
keithed by The Weedler March 21, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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