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What you would say when you're using Microsoft Teams, a virtual meeting software, and a participant starts talking but their microphone is on mute. This is meant to be a more efficient way of saying "ops you're on mute" or "can you unmute yourself." Instead, the other participants can say "teamute."
I had to tell my Teams meeting attendant teamute 3 times in the same call! I think she purposely put herself on mut while she was talking to avoid sounding unprepared.
Teamute by AFallet1 September 2, 2021
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Teammate 

Someone who takes all your kills then doesnt save your life
I was playing Call Of Duty, and my teammate was such an ass. He took all my kills and watched me died.
Teammate by EnvyDaMonkey February 25, 2017

retard teammates 

Apes that can't do anything
Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates
retard teammates by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Fake Teammate 

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries
Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.
Fake Teammate by The real23 March 14, 2019

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu 

the longest word in the world
a place in New Zealand
Have you ever been to Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu???

oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!? 

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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