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To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.
Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?
The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.
from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"
keithed by The Weedler March 21, 2009
The act of stealing someone else's property, style, persona, or anything you called dibs on first.
Playing halo: "he just Keithed my kill!"
I was about to pull into that parking space, and that guy sped in front of me and keithed it!!
Keithed by Briianadon November 1, 2013
the feeling of almost falling back, after drinking some alcohol, not drunk, almost like tipsy,
keithed by rob June 4, 2003
<verb> When you finally get fired from your job for poor performance.
Matt got Keith Keithed, and then he got Keithed himself. Maybe he should have actually done his job!!
Keithed by Pamela B April 18, 2019
When all of your friends go drinking while you are working, and they send selfies.
I've been Keithed!
Keithed by 233343444 November 15, 2021