Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'
by TURK4EVA May 04, 2008
Get the koftamug. When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
by Thekoftaking March 02, 2021
Get the Koftamug. To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018
Get the Cheeky Koftamug. Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
Get the Spicy Lamb Koftamug. Eman: I'm gonna make some mahshy
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta
Or
Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta
Or
Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta
by Gambary May 10, 2010
Get the Khosh al koftamug. An Indian delicacy that is found in between a man's legs. Typically comes in a pair, and is tethered to a cock, which Indians don't eat, since they are vegetarian.
"His kofta's feel so right in my mouth."
"His kofta's feel so right in my mouth."
by Tandoori sleuth November 14, 2013
Get the koftasmug. 
Get the KOFTAmug.