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A German name with the beginnings in the red light district of Berlin where ladies of ill repute would suck and fuck large animals for money! Later immigrating to America and starting beastly sex shows across the country! Eventually settling in Chester Illinois where they have sucked the life out of the residents for decades! Beware of the one who was named Susan as she is the leader of the cult!

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kushner

When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.

Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.

kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

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Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

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Kushnerphobia

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.

My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!

Kushnerphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

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exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

exploding Kushner head by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

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Scott Kuhner

Verb. To indirectly cause the girl you like to break up with her boyfriend of over three years, shortly thereafter dating her yourself.

Scott Kuhner totally Scott Kuhnered Danielle the other week. We were all surprised at first but then we all kind of accepted it.

Scott Kuhner by CraigPlaysGuitar April 27, 2009

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Kushnerism

Devotion to the belief that money can protect you from anything dangerous or insipid, including yourself.

The appearance of loyalty shrouds the sheer Kushnerism that lies at the core of all their relationships.

Kushnerism by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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