Kuhnemeister

Kuhnemaister is the longest ding ding dong Asparagus available on the mesial side of Eastern Europe. Grown on ortho knowledge and mcDonalds. Fertilized with sushi and gin and tonik. Use with care!
Available with air or ground transportation.
Limited to 1-2 per year.
Precious!

Omg, kuhnemeister was amazing this weekend

by Morganza12345 December 9, 2021

kuchenmeister

A word used to describe anything you require it to...

"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"

by triggerquatra April 27, 2010

kuchenmeister

a ginormous headache.

After drinking too much last night, I woke up with a wicked kuchenmeister.

by painsme April 9, 2009