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Krystoph is the name of a idiot. He is short tempered and has a small dick. He is short tempered because he struggles to pass 5'0. Many people try to comfort krystoph on his height but he doesn't listen. Krystoph is the name of an tiny person.
Person 1: what's wrong with krystoph??
Person 2: he mad he's shot

Person 1: that's dumb asf
Person 2: agreed.
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kristopher london

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A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe
did you see Kristopher London's new video.
kristopher london by zachF22 October 7, 2017

Kristopher 

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the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher
Kristopher by just me!!! July 5, 2008

Kristopher 

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The best boyfriend ever, who always makes peope smile. Sometimes makes fun of his girlfriend, but she hopes he doesn't mean it. The sweetest boy ever. Pretty darn cute, and knows exactly how to make a bad day good again.
You're so lucky to be dating a Kristopher.
Kristopher by Anwen ;) June 10, 2011

Kristopher 

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The most breathtakingly handsome, amazing and perfect boyfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. His light brown eyes fill your heart with warmth. his smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from his lips. He makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. he's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. He can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for him to hold. He calms you with his gentle touch and his incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave his amazing embrace.
Each moment away is like holding my breath... i can't wait to be hugged by Kristopher. I can't wait to see him...
Kristopher by b020609k July 7, 2010

kristopher 

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the most amazing guy you will ever meet, crazy funny guy, who can make you smile with just a simple silly look, a guy who can make you feel safe in his arms, &&when you hear his heart beat, everything in the world goes silent& his heart is all you hear, & you wish that heart beats for you, this kris is loving, caring, funny&& beyond anything a boyfriend can be, he is honest, loyal, && so trusting. he will make your day every day, he will become your bestfriend,&&he will be the best bestfriend youll ever have, this guy will keep you thinking..dont let the blue eyes fool ya(; ...but i love my kristopher the way he is&&always will♥
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥
kristopher by thee girlfrenn:p July 24, 2011

Kristoph Gavin 

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Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».

Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.

Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.

He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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