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kristopher london

A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe
did you see Kristopher London's new video.
kristopher london by zachF22 October 7, 2017

Kristopher 

the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher
Kristopher by just me!!! July 5, 2008

Kristopher 

The best boyfriend ever, who always makes peope smile. Sometimes makes fun of his girlfriend, but she hopes he doesn't mean it. The sweetest boy ever. Pretty darn cute, and knows exactly how to make a bad day good again.
You're so lucky to be dating a Kristopher.
Kristopher by Anwen ;) June 10, 2011

Kristopher 

The most breathtakingly handsome, amazing and perfect boyfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. His light brown eyes fill your heart with warmth. his smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from his lips. He makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. he's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. He can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for him to hold. He calms you with his gentle touch and his incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave his amazing embrace.
Each moment away is like holding my breath... i can't wait to be hugged by Kristopher. I can't wait to see him...
Kristopher by b020609k July 7, 2010

kristopher 

the most amazing guy you will ever meet, crazy funny guy, who can make you smile with just a simple silly look, a guy who can make you feel safe in his arms, &&when you hear his heart beat, everything in the world goes silent& his heart is all you hear, & you wish that heart beats for you, this kris is loving, caring, funny&& beyond anything a boyfriend can be, he is honest, loyal, && so trusting. he will make your day every day, he will become your bestfriend,&&he will be the best bestfriend youll ever have, this guy will keep you thinking..dont let the blue eyes fool ya(; ...but i love my kristopher the way he is&&always will♥
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥
kristopher by thee girlfrenn:p July 24, 2011

Kristoph Gavin 

Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».

Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.

Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.

He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
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