Krystoph is the name of a idiot. He is short tempered and has a small dick. He is short tempered because he struggles to pass 5'0. Many people try to comfort krystoph on his height but he doesn't listen. Krystoph is the name of an tiny person.
Person 1: what's wrong with krystoph??
Person 2: he mad he's shot
Person 1: that's dumb asf
Person 2: agreed.
Person 2: he mad he's shot
Person 1: that's dumb asf
Person 2: agreed.
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the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
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Each moment away is like holding my breath... i can't wait to be hugged by Kristopher. I can't wait to see him...
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girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥
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Get the kristopher mug.Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».
Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.
Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.
He is often called a rat.
Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.
Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.
He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
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