the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.

girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher

Kristopher by just me!!! July 5, 2008

Kristopher

The best boyfriend ever, who always makes peope smile. Sometimes makes fun of his girlfriend, but she hopes he doesn't mean it. The sweetest boy ever. Pretty darn cute, and knows exactly how to make a bad day good again.

You're so lucky to be dating a Kristopher.

Kristopher by Anwen ;) June 10, 2011

Kristopher

The most breathtakingly handsome, amazing and perfect boyfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. His light brown eyes fill your heart with warmth. his smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from his lips. He makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. he's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. He can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for him to hold. He calms you with his gentle touch and his incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave his amazing embrace.

Each moment away is like holding my breath... i can't wait to be hugged by Kristopher. I can't wait to see him...

Kristopher by b020609k July 7, 2010

kristopher

the most amazing guy you will ever meet, crazy funny guy, who can make you smile with just a simple silly look, a guy who can make you feel safe in his arms, &&when you hear his heart beat, everything in the world goes silent& his heart is all you hear, & you wish that heart beats for you, this kris is loving, caring, funny&& beyond anything a boyfriend can be, he is honest, loyal, && so trusting. he will make your day every day, he will become your bestfriend,&&he will be the best bestfriend youll ever have, this guy will keep you thinking..dont let the blue eyes fool ya(; ...but i love my kristopher the way he is&&always will♥

girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥

kristopher by thee girlfrenn:p July 24, 2011

kristopher

n. 1. a great guy who is kind, talented, intelligent, and rocks a hot body 2. an incredible catch 3. a badminton star

v. 1. to succeed at being AWESOME

adj. 1. awesome 2. endowed 3. hilarious

One girl says to another girl, "Who is that hunk?!" Other girl replies, "That's definitely a kristopher. Dibs."

kristopher by m webster February 4, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026