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Kristoph 

A weird European man who's a nice person, but acts in a strange manner.
That guy's such a Kristoph.
Kristoph by Gretchin123 May 30, 2018
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kristoph 

Kristoph is amazing!
kristoph by Devontre K December 11, 2017

Kristoph 

A person with a kind attitude and is great for sports
Kristoph is really good in football
Kristoph by RIGYEET February 1, 2020

Kristoph Gavin 

Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».

Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.

Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.

He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!

Kristoph-Sexual 

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

Khristopher 

Handsome, beautiful and amazing. Best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.
*Oh, you just pulled a Khristopher.
*Josh you are just like Khristopher.
*Christopher, you are Khristopher.
Khristopher by K.P.KA May 18, 2010

kristopher london

A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe
did you see Kristopher London's new video.
kristopher london by zachF22 October 7, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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