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Highly intoxicated/inebriated. Can also be stated as "krundo"
Melissa was krund last night and performed the 3-man weave on Josh, Chris, and Darrell.
krund by Noobslayer June 25, 2005
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noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear
example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!

example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...

krande by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008

krunk juice 

A mixture of alcoholic drinks, usually leftovers combined into one.
After his parents had a party, Ben used the rest to make krunk juice...

Steeve's krunk juice was strong...
krunk juice by Scrappy April 9, 2005
Giving a crude compliment to somebody.
Krudos Gary on the promotion, you are fucking sexy good at your job!

or

Sarah I guess Krudos are in order, you wrote that research paper like a prostitute doing a young boy, you both are helping people out.
Krudos by build57 October 6, 2010
To troll masterfully.
Cheap Chalupas got kruned over at his Open Borders website.
Krune by Lysenthorpe September 7, 2013
krunex means the better one
I am krunex, which means I am better than you/Your fiery inspiration got the krunex of me
krunex by theleptorousone June 2, 2017

krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!
krunker.io by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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