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Sea Cadet Non-Commissioned Officers without motivation, work ethic, leadership ability, or a low-fat diet. Often observed gathering in flocks. Usually spend unit drills napping on couches in a small cubicle referred to as the "NCO Club" or "Krowz' Nest." Basic dietary needs include most menu items at the on-post McDonald's, usually in great quantity. Are generally despised by subordinates and adored by officers (i.e. their parents). Avoid at all costs, if you come across a krow, pick up a broom or swab and avoid eye contact, they usually will assume you are participating actively in cleansweep and will continue sleeping.
Those god damned krowz are sleeping during PT again... At least things are more squared away if they aren't actually trying to be leaders.
krowz by The Full Monty February 7, 2005
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Kid Krow 

Kid Krow is Conan Gray's new album
Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: I'm listening to kid krow.
Kid Krow by anonymous September 14, 2020
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krowz • krowemoh • krow • kronz • kroz • krooz • .kr3wzies • knowz • krawzy • Krewzing
The kronz unwillingly had his testicles removed.
kronz by Shakespeare March 23, 2003
Refers to someone who has the qualities of a kroz. He is a raging homosexual. Krozar is really a virgin IRL and over 25 years of age, only a homosexual because he'll never get laid if he limits himself to one half of the human species (in fact he may consider other species as not to be too restricted, this especially expands as the krozar gets older).

Despite his RL situation, the krozar pwns everyone OTI (on the interwebs) and is often highly respected, with mod powers, on any epic message board for his artful technique of e-rape and defiling posters and somehow not getting banned even though everyone else does for the same thing. To do this he will often incorporate his extensive book knowledge.

In all he sacrifices RL to win internets.
He just owned the entire thread using quotes from Plato's Republic and raping a volcano. He must be krozar.
krozar by LoliShotgunBueno December 9, 2008
The best last name ever. These people tend to be nuclear in the awesome and epic sections
man that kroeze can do what ever the hell he wants he is just that epic
kroeze by dudeson total November 11, 2010
Krooz (sic) is the barry spelling of cruise, meaning a meet, usually on an evening where barryboys meet up and rev their car engines, try to do burnouts, donuts and handbrake turns.
Kroozes generate lots of noise and are generally antisocial.
The police usually get involved and barrys tend to drive off very quickly to another location.
Mate, are you going to the krooz tonight?
There's a krooz on saturday night.
I've built this new internet krooz website and i'm going to be an admin!
krooz by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005
Literally just homework spelled backwards, it has no definition other than the fact that its homework spelled backwards
1: Did you hear that krowemoh is homework spelled backwards, and it means child abuse in latin?

2: Bruh thats not even a word lmao
Krowemoh by Supreme Doggo January 15, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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