krosty 

a person who is the queen of jokers, mostly in her own world of imagination.

You joke me out all the time! You're such a Krosty!

krosty by Kaute October 20, 2015

Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

Kristy Crust by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020

Kristyna 

She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.

"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "

Kristyna by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018

is this the krusty Krab?

No this is Patrick.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!

is this the krusty Krab? by Fred_clause July 9, 2014

kristy pepper 

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.

I wish I was Kristy pepper

kristy pepper by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab 

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009