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A pretty girl with a petty attitude but very loving and annoying. She will be mad at you but will come back to you 2 minutes later cause she really cares about you. Will care for you no matter what you put her through cause shes a ride or die. Krissty keeps promises and wouldn't judge you because everyone makes mistakes. She types slow and will do stupid shit but will make you laugh with the dumb things she does and make you think and pray for her.
Chris: "Damn who's that she bad"
Alex: "Oh you don't know. That Krissty"
Krissty by tyb 1234 January 29, 2015
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Eww look at Krissty.
krissty by tacobelllover November 29, 2013
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Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

Kristyna 

She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "
Kristyna by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018

kristy pepper 

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.
A person that is super damn talented and cool in every human attribute when you first come to meet with. Her beauty and talent makes you even feel as though your not worthy to ever meet her but if you get to ever meet one your life will be fulfilled with happiness. Krissy is a phenomenal person to talk to which tells hilarious stories and comments that will make your day better everytime. Krissy’s are just the most beautiful and cutest things ever 😂😂
Krissy’s are too beautiful for any...
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dirty kristy 

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
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