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A common name for a heavy smoker of the devils lettuce, 100% of Kristyans are gay. For those Kristyans that say they aren't gay are known to be called Hahns. They are often confused for Goblins due to their crackly laugh and mops of long gay ass hair. Their natural enemies are Leprechauns as leprechauns are known to be a many classes above theirs, and Loovvveeee to rub in their shaggy assface. Favorite passtimes are being a raging asshole, piano playing, and sucking dong.
Kristyan- Riley I love you
Riley- YOur gay m8
Kristyan- Na fam
Riley- Hahn
by not a real class January 04, 2018
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