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krisskrossed 

To be so drunk you don't know where you are or what you are doing
"Man you were so KrissKrossed last night you were playin' with that fat girls fupa"
krisskrossed by MurtDawg44 May 18, 2007

crisscross applesauce 

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
crisscross applesauce by 'eh July 16, 2007

Crisscross Apple vagina 

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.
Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

crisscrossed 

Where two guys fuck each others girlfriends and high five at the same time
Ya bro me and jhon totally crisscrossed last night
crisscrossed by JEWMAN12 May 6, 2015

crisscross applesauce 

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another
"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

Crisscross 

To intersert instruments such as, Penis, Fingure ect.. in a subjects anus forcefully while they are unaware.
while having sex with you're girlfriend, quickly pull out the penis or use the index fingure and forcefully insert it inside her anus while she is unaware it and say "Crisscross" before she kills you.

This is a tridition to all and a must try for all you dare devils.
Crisscross by Ibanana January 16, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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