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crisscross applesauce 

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
crisscross applesauce by 'eh July 16, 2007

Crisscross Apple vagina 

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.
Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

crisscross applesauce 

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another
"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

Crisscross 

To intersert instruments such as, Penis, Fingure ect.. in a subjects anus forcefully while they are unaware.
while having sex with you're girlfriend, quickly pull out the penis or use the index fingure and forcefully insert it inside her anus while she is unaware it and say "Crisscross" before she kills you.

This is a tridition to all and a must try for all you dare devils.
Crisscross by Ibanana January 16, 2013

crisscross applesauce 

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

crisscross 

When two males urinate over the bowl simultaneoulsy causing the urine to crisscross and form into one stream.
Ubs and Butchie did a crisscross after drinking a case of beer.
crisscross by Michael Bauer November 26, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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