by soiled snack August 17, 2019
kid who plays with himself and has no life and plays halo too much and thinks hes better then any body else and plays with toys when there too old for toys and there gay
by mexoshadow August 25, 2009
my dad. i’ll love u forever teddy🥺 you make me happier when we talk to each other on facetime & always making me laugh because of stupid jokes , u weird tho perioddd
jhon is a nibba
by dani avacadoy April 10, 2020
a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time
by juliamcx3 October 25, 2010
The perfect guy. He is the perfect hight for you to kiss. And can alwalys hear you. Sensitive, loving, funny, smart, you always wanna be with him. But dn't get him pissed off. He may look like a normal kid who always loses a fight- but Jhon starts the fights! He always wins. You always root for him inyour head. He may not know you like him. He will do anything for you. Talk to him every chance you get. You may realize he likes you back! He always stops by your locker when he gets the chace, and waits for you by your locker. Even though he knows he'll be late. Never leave his side. When you do, your world gets dimmer.
*Jhon is at your locker*
Victoria: Hey! Not that I didn't want to see you or anything' but the bell is about to ring. You better hurry!
Jhon: Nahhh... I'm fine right here with you.
Victoria: *blush*
RRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG
Victoria: Well I guess I have to go now...*sad face*
Jhon: Are you sure? I like being he-
Teacher: Hey! Why are you two just standing aroud? Go get a tardy slip!
Victoria: Hey! Not that I didn't want to see you or anything' but the bell is about to ring. You better hurry!
Jhon: Nahhh... I'm fine right here with you.
Victoria: *blush*
RRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG
Victoria: Well I guess I have to go now...*sad face*
Jhon: Are you sure? I like being he-
Teacher: Hey! Why are you two just standing aroud? Go get a tardy slip!
by Little Mo72 January 09, 2012
Basically a shitty way to spell John then amplify a john's shittiness by 30% . A Jhon has a cocky approach in life, mostly chill and has tendencies to be passive aggressive, always laid back but gets things done "somehow", which makes his relaxed state almost contagious. He loves company and being alone at the same time. likes doing things in his own pace. he's a Jack of all trades, and he likes everything and does everything (for learning purpose mostly), He likes most genres of music, sometimes hates viral overrated senseless music. a Jhon can be dark and have a heart of gold at the same time. He stands firm to what he can prove is true, and he barely runs out of proof. Always looking at the better good.
He has a Jhon attitude, with the "H" ahead of the "O". he's a revamped version of a john.
I really like hanging out with Jhons
That Jhon is totally bananas
I can be a Jhon too
I can be your Jhon ;)
I really like hanging out with Jhons
That Jhon is totally bananas
I can be a Jhon too
I can be your Jhon ;)
by nnstkglu June 07, 2021
by Rootnewah January 31, 2017