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Krieger Kreepy
When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Krieger Kreepy by Vapor S. Thompson March 31, 2015
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Xan Kriegor
In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.
Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.
Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.
Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.
Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.
Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.
Xan Kriegor by BonusStage April 15, 2006
Krieger Steamer
When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018
Robby Krieger
Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.
And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"
Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue
Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!
*Person 2 facepalms*
Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue
Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!
*Person 2 facepalms*
Robby Krieger by stingingpaininthebrain July 13, 2012
Krieger Kreampie
When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.
Krieger Kreampie by Phaseryt June 23, 2021
keaton krieger
A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time
keaton krieger by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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