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to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.
Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.
Kessel by The Fr34k May 11, 2008
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Phil Kessel 

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College
Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!
Phil Kessel by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

autumn kessel 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.
Whats your apion on that autumn kessel girl, ow you mean that one cute girl she's really amazing
autumn kessel by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023

Get Kesseled 

in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack
Ugh, this guy‘s a real player, I feel like i‘m gonna get Kesseled.
Get Kesseled by spamkt October 12, 2019

The Kesselman Effect 

when a man appears more attractive than he actually is due to his unattractive friend group
Emily: "Hey Nat, do you think that boy is cute?"
Natalie: "No, I think its The Kesselman Effect"

Kessel Run 

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!
Kessel Run by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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