Kessel

to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.

Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.

by The Fr34k May 11, 2008

kessel

a basket for carrying some things often made of wire

this kessel is very hard give me a basket

by Andrius March 2, 2008

Kessel Run

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.

Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!

by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009

Kessel Run

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.

Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!

by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012

Kessel Run

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.

“Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run”

by ALittleLion September 15, 2021

Phil Kessel

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

autumn kessel

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.

Whats your apion on that autumn kessel girl, ow you mean that one cute girl she's really amazing

by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023