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to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.
Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.
Kessel by The Fr34k May 11, 2008
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a basket for carrying some things often made of wire
this kessel is very hard give me a basket
kessel by Andrius March 2, 2008

Kessel Run 

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!
Kessel Run by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009

Kessel Run 

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!
Kessel Run by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012

Kessel Run 

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run
Kessel Run by ALittleLion September 15, 2021

Phil Kessel 

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College
Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!
Phil Kessel by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

autumn kessel 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.
Whats your apion on that autumn kessel girl, ow you mean that one cute girl she's really amazing
autumn kessel by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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