Kessel
to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.
Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.
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Kessel Run
When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Kessel Run by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009
Kessel Run
An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Kessel Run by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012
Kessel Run
The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
Kessel Run by ALittleLion September 15, 2021
Phil Kessel
A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College
Phil: Re-rack?
Tim:Yeah man
Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?
Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!
Tim:Yeah man
Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?
Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!
Phil Kessel by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009
autumn kessel
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.
autumn kessel by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023
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