Kpresseling

To make an unreasonable comparison between two things and hating the one because it's not like the other

Guy 1: I didnt really like that rugrats movie because it was nothing like the Departed.

Guy 2: Dude you're kpresseling again.

by Rmg1993dawg September 25, 2018

Kesseling

A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.

Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!

by billiam17 August 10, 2024