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Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
Krautfunding by thijzert December 29, 2012
stop/no in response to a threatening or harmful activity
*throws a punch*
response: Kraff!
Kraff by Cheeselord1230 April 30, 2021

Kauffman 

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.
That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.
Kauffman by the1-69 September 24, 2005

kauffmanism

When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit
I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.
kauffmanism by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

kauffman 

kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.

kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.
Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"
kauffman by InsaneMembrane312 March 19, 2010

kauffman 

A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.
person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...
kauffman by Kauffman Dater September 30, 2006