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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Related Words
Kraftwerk. Need I say more?
Kraftwerk by memegoeshere August 10, 2010
A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
What the kriff?!
Gosh kriffing darn it!
Kriff by Mistlebone January 13, 2017
An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.
Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.
Krapf by onlyjoking November 20, 2010

Krafturbate 

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.
Krafturbate by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019