Kauffman

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If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

Kauffman by the1-69 September 24, 2005

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kauffman

kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.

kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.

Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"

kauffman by InsaneMembrane312 March 19, 2010

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kauffman

A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.

person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...

kauffman by Kauffman Dater September 30, 2006

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kauffman

A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact.

Jerrod's penis becomes a kauffman whenever he sees hippo-crocca-dogga-pigs

kauffman by J-Kauff June 30, 2008

Landon Kauffman

The kid who loves chips and gaming. He can be a pain in the butt. a nerd. a smart ALICK. The guy who's just THERE. Walks like a PENGUIN. always keeps his SHOES UNTIED. a BAND boy.

That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!

Landon Kauffman by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022

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The Kauffman

Salt first, then drink (preferably Clementine vodka), then fr3$h basil leaf

The Kauffman got me fucked up.

The Kauffman by ERRRCA September 10, 2010

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Nic Kaufmann

Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :]

noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?

noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.

Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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