If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.
by the1-69 September 24, 2005
Get the Kauffman mug.kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.
kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.
kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.
Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"
by InsaneMembrane312 March 19, 2010
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A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.
person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...
by Kauffman Dater September 30, 2006
Get the kauffman mug.A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact.
by J-Kauff June 30, 2008
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That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!
by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022
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Get the The Kauffman mug.Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :
noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020
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