krasper
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Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
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krisper
Krisper means pranking someone or getting in trouble. Tricking and lying. Look at definition for context.
Hey can you hang out this weekend?
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded
Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded
Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!
krisper by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022
klaspercake
A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.
1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.
2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her
2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her
klaspercake by Ald0 January 11, 2009
kraepernicking
When someone acts like a douche for publicity, giving the appearance that they are standing up for something, when in actuality they are just a fraud.
Colin Kaepernick was kraepernicking by making a huge scene by kneeling for the national anthem and failing to show up to vote.
kraepernicking by Colin Kraepernick November 14, 2016