Kraljic Lovro is one of a kind creature that roams around central Croatia stealing bikes and everything containing iron. Best known for vacuuming parrots and shitting in pumpkins.

Bro 1: Hey man, I think someone stole my bike!
Bro 2: Must have been Kraljic Lovro.

Kraljic Lovro by RakPrstenjak November 20, 2021

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lukas krajinovic

He ist the best footballer in history and every girl loves him

You want to be like Lukas Krajinovic

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Krammit

Someone who flirts shamelessly with anyone or anything that moves. He's also a lurker, creeping on girls all around the office and giving ridiculous compliments so creepy they stop being flattering. He believes he's rico suave, but generally just freaks everybody out. He's called Krammit because when he won't stop talking, you continuously envision telling him to KRAMMIT!!!

Uh oh, don't bend over, Krammit is walking over here and already licking his chops!

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Kranji sec sch

a very traumatic ambience because the discipline master loves walking around shouting or talking with his fkin cacat mic, scolding people that he assumes are doing the wrong thing before even asking. During recess he will also shout at people while we are here trying to appreciate the food we are given and eat in peace but the loud noise busting into ur ears is another memorable dining experience which if u do not wish to experience avoid this sch. He also sung during national day which was a beautifully stunning world class experience. The express some of them looks down on the Na cuz they are dicks.
tomyum Maggi costs 2.50 which contains a morseful of babi and 3/4 of a Maggi noodle worth 20¢ which is fkin overpriced. The MCD in limbang when reopened, will give students a peaceful memorable bfast durin late reportin or lunch. But down here little or no xmm and yp.

Doctor: "what's the issue here?"
Me:" I went deaf while eating my food"
Doctor: " u must be from kranji sec sch."

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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