7 definitions by elexxxers

Bald as a cue ball, buff as Schwarzenegger, a god to all the ladies. He's like Jesus, but cooler.
"Wow did you see that guy?"

"yeah, he's Jayzus"
by elexxxers March 8, 2017
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A dude that is very senior in butt play and is Spanish
Oh hey, Senor Butt Stuff- Stacy said she had a great time last night
by elexxxers January 16, 2018
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Someone who flirts shamelessly with anyone or anything that moves. He's also a lurker, creeping on girls all around the office and giving ridiculous compliments so creepy they stop being flattering. He believes he's rico suave, but generally just freaks everybody out. He's called Krammit because when he won't stop talking, you continuously envision telling him to KRAMMIT!!!
Uh oh, don't bend over, Krammit is walking over here and already licking his chops!
by elexxxers June 12, 2017
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A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).
Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!
by elexxxers January 19, 2018
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A 6 foot 240lb "feminist" acting all man-ish and bullying, strutting around like a dude.
A "Mock Cockerel"
I got so drunk last night I thought I went to bed with a sexy BBW. Woke up, and found myself in a lot of pain, next to a mockerel!
by elexxxers January 4, 2018
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A 6'4, 300 pound, hairy AF dude who looks like a lady, hence, he is a "mock" cockerel.
I was so drunk last night, I thought I took home a sexy BBW but turns out it was just a nasty mockerel!
by elexxxers January 9, 2018
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A drunk girl so sloppy that one of her boobs falls out of her top.
Damn, she's got a major case of the boozbies!
by elexxxers March 8, 2017
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