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Kosuke Fukudome 

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."
Kosuke Fukudome by Kosuke Fukudome August 25, 2011

Kosuke Touch 

The Kosuke touch is when Kosuke likes a female but they are alr dating someone, prior to this rejection the couple always breaks up
“I can’t date you Kosuke”
“Oh ok.”
*Kosuke Touch strikes (real)*
Kosuke Touch by NotAb_C0re November 4, 2022
It's persian (farsi) for Pimp but it has taken another tone in a common vocabulary. It can be used to replace fucker, asshole, buddy, bro. It all depends of how you use it. It can be a friendly word or a very nasty one depending to the way it is used. It's as powerful as the word fucker.
example 1 :
hey koskesh, you were supposed to call me what happened?
example 2:
that koskesh will get what he deserves
example 3:
Don't do business with that koskesh, he would sell his own mom for a buck
koskesh by koskhol December 31, 2005
A male who rejects his feelings for another woman even though he loves her.
Don't be like Kousuke, admit your feelings!
Kousuke by Lindsayeet111 July 10, 2018

kousuke hirahara 

the sexiest man in the whole world. he just fucked your bitch with his louis v crocs. she couldn’t resist cause he wore them with the socks.
cowsuke: “kousuke hirahara”
me: *pregnant noises* 😳
kousuke hirahara by kouslace October 19, 2019

Kusuke Saiki

That hot mad scientist character who is Kusuos older brother.
"hey do you know kusuke saiki?"
"the hot guy from tdlosk?"
"exactly"
Kusuke Saiki by comcomz January 1, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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