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Norovirus 

a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.

Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.

Also known as Walking Dead Disease
" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"

"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."
Norovirus by Motherofunicorns February 16, 2017
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Norovirus 

A awful stomach flu that sees you chucking your guts up and shitting in the toilet, sometimes both at the same time.

Lasts around 3 - 5 days.

Caught by not washing your hands
Tom: Man it stinks in the bathroom!
Mark: Yeah, Christina has the Norovirus. She has been shitting all day.
Tom: Sucks. Do you have Toilet Duck?
Norovirus by eskills December 13, 2012

Koronius 

A Night Elf druid who plays on the realm Dethecus in the game World of Warcraft. He is a very fun character to play with and puts out very nice dps as well as being one of the most awesome boomkin PvPers in the battlegroup. He's in the guild Serious Business which is progressing nicely through new content from patch 3.1 and he is one of the solid core raiders of this guild. However he is very unhappy with the server Dethecus because it is a very grief-ful realm full of QQers and Spammers.
Example 1
Douchebag1: I heard Koronius is giving away free gold.
Douchebag2: I heard thats a lie hordefan.
Koronius: FREE GOLD AND EPIC TABARDS PSST!

Example 2:

Koronius consistently pvps as a boomkin even though everyone tells him it's not got any future but he doesnt listen.
Koronius by NOT Koronius May 24, 2009

NOROVIRUS 

NOROVIRUS - Norovirus is a common & contagious virus that causes symptoms like nausea, vomiting, & diarrhea. These symptoms are similar to stomach flu this it becomes difficult to diagnose the disease. The symptoms of stomach flu & norovirus may be the same but the causes are different. Norovirus spreads easily through close contact or on contaminated food or surfaces. The symptoms are experienced within 3 days of being exposed to the virus.

Norovirus is a group of viruses that cause severe vomiting & diarrhea. Norovirus outbreaks usually occur seasonally in colder months. The first norovirus outbreak occurred in Norwalk, Ohio, USA in 1968. There have been about 685 million cases of norovirus globally that have been reported each year. Of that estimate, over 200 million cases affect children.
NOROVIRUS ..... be sure to wash your hands with soap & hot water let alone cook your food all the way
NOROVIRUS by Blu_leef July 22, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026