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Norovirus 

a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.

Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.

Also known as Walking Dead Disease
" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"

"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."
Norovirus by Motherofunicorns February 16, 2017
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Norovirus 

A awful stomach flu that sees you chucking your guts up and shitting in the toilet, sometimes both at the same time.

Lasts around 3 - 5 days.

Caught by not washing your hands
Tom: Man it stinks in the bathroom!
Mark: Yeah, Christina has the Norovirus. She has been shitting all day.
Tom: Sucks. Do you have Toilet Duck?
Norovirus by eskills December 13, 2012

Koronius 

A Night Elf druid who plays on the realm Dethecus in the game World of Warcraft. He is a very fun character to play with and puts out very nice dps as well as being one of the most awesome boomkin PvPers in the battlegroup. He's in the guild Serious Business which is progressing nicely through new content from patch 3.1 and he is one of the solid core raiders of this guild. However he is very unhappy with the server Dethecus because it is a very grief-ful realm full of QQers and Spammers.
Example 1
Douchebag1: I heard Koronius is giving away free gold.
Douchebag2: I heard thats a lie hordefan.
Koronius: FREE GOLD AND EPIC TABARDS PSST!

Example 2:

Koronius consistently pvps as a boomkin even though everyone tells him it's not got any future but he doesnt listen.
Koronius by NOT Koronius May 24, 2009

NOROVIRUS 

NOROVIRUS - Norovirus is a common & contagious virus that causes symptoms like nausea, vomiting, & diarrhea. These symptoms are similar to stomach flu this it becomes difficult to diagnose the disease. The symptoms of stomach flu & norovirus may be the same but the causes are different. Norovirus spreads easily through close contact or on contaminated food or surfaces. The symptoms are experienced within 3 days of being exposed to the virus.

Norovirus is a group of viruses that cause severe vomiting & diarrhea. Norovirus outbreaks usually occur seasonally in colder months. The first norovirus outbreak occurred in Norwalk, Ohio, USA in 1968. There have been about 685 million cases of norovirus globally that have been reported each year. Of that estimate, over 200 million cases affect children.
NOROVIRUS ..... be sure to wash your hands with soap & hot water let alone cook your food all the way
NOROVIRUS by Blu_leef July 22, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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