Koronius 

A Night Elf druid who plays on the realm Dethecus in the game World of Warcraft. He is a very fun character to play with and puts out very nice dps as well as being one of the most awesome boomkin PvPers in the battlegroup. He's in the guild Serious Business which is progressing nicely through new content from patch 3.1 and he is one of the solid core raiders of this guild. However he is very unhappy with the server Dethecus because it is a very grief-ful realm full of QQers and Spammers.

Example 1
Douchebag1: I heard Koronius is giving away free gold.
Douchebag2: I heard thats a lie hordefan.
Koronius: FREE GOLD AND EPIC TABARDS PSST!

Example 2:

Koronius consistently pvps as a boomkin even though everyone tells him it's not got any future but he doesnt listen.

Koronius by NOT Koronius May 24, 2009

Kolonius 

A person who might be “book smart” but who at times acts severely challenged in the real world. Often those around a Kolonius will be amused and confused by their contradictory behavior. One who serves as a living paradox that “no one this smart can be that big of a moron”.

A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.

A Kolonius will often concoct elaborate stories having no basis in reality as a sad attempt to cover up for their socially awkward behavior, such as this ludicrous explanation of a failed pick-up attempt:

“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.

A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.

Kolonius by Wan Rodriguez December 15, 2008