kornstache 

Similar to a crustache, it is worn famously by the frontman of the rock band KoRn, Jonathan Davis.

Check out that dude's Kornstache; he totally looks like Jonathan Davis, ew!

kornstache by Suzi Psuedonym February 18, 2007

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

pornstache 

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

pornstache by pussidon232 October 7, 2019

Krastachenje 

A situation where multiple women (zhababas) occupy a single space, usually for a sleepover with insufficient sleeping capacities so many may share a bed, a couch, or even a carpet; this then is called the ultimate krastachenje.

I was with my chicken coop clan yesterday preparing for today’s 2nd hand boutique sale; we had a sleepover at my studio and it was the ultimate krastachenje!!!!

Krastachenje by Bizmarck May 7, 2022