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An act, phrase, or outward demonstration resembling that of which Joe Korziuk would partake in; Something one would not normally do, usually resulting in a rather humorous consequence.
I totally just pulled a korziuk.
Korziuk by buick1993 January 10, 2012
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Korçar. Is a bad word in Albanian if you say this to some one is better to say another offensive word than this. Krejt korçaret jan bythqima that is a FACT
I hate korçarët they are legena
Korçar by Xhigandi December 30, 2021
A species of human, male or female, that are generally jolly. A korzon tends to sport the hair style known as a "stubby" which refers to a small tightly wound pony tail. The attention span of a korzon is very fleeting on most days, but can surprisingly last long at times. Korzons have insatiable sex drives that are usually the basis of all actions. To befriend a korzon is the highest honor. But even more flattering, is to be walrus slapped by a korzon with the furry gloves. A korzon has a very creative sense of style and excels in the arts. Usually a korzon will attend a top art university in the nation.
"Wow, that sense of style and hair-do is just like a korzon!"
korzon by oobi June 20, 2007

North Korazy 

Wiggin' out for no reason.

This state is characterized by inexplicable paranoia. It is created and fostered by isolation. Victims of North Koraziness do not realize that living Life outside a cage is difficult but can be really fun and exciting.

Thankfully, this state is alleviated and (in some cases) cured by sociability. Religion and exercise provide relief, but the key is to interact with other members of one's species in a polite and appropriate manner.
Victim-"Doc, you gotta help me. Somebody's following me!"

Physician-"Be calm, you're acting North Korazy. North Koraziness can be cured. Worry less. No Woman No Cry. Take some Benadryl, it'll help with your allergies and ease your North Koraziness."

Victim-"But there's gonna be a nuclear war maaaaaaaan!"

Physician-"Yes, yes I know. Please rest and I'll see you in a month or two when the symptoms subside. Have a great day and good luck. Vaya con Dios."
North Korazy by b Money333 June 24, 2009

korzeniak 

someone who is sexually attracted to watercolors, like *really* attracted to them; excellent
Dude 1: Dude, that watercolor painting is pretty sweet!
Dude 2: Don't be a korzeniak man...
Dude 1: A'ight.
korzeniak by dodongoJones420 April 22, 2015

Kirczow and Happy Cow 

Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pi date party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'
"What's the worst date party idea you've ever heard of? "
'Definitely Kirczow and Happy Cow'
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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