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koonf

Usually reserved for a mixture of a knife and fork built on the body of a spoon, this tantalizing insult should only be reserved for times of great intensity and trepidation.
Bob: You ate my taco!
Jeff: I made it.
Bob: Just because your a fat koonf doesn't mean you can get high off your own supply!
by Aaron da fake youper September 16, 2007
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Koofty

1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use
1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.
by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015
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Related Words
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Koondeh

Koondeh means "Queer" or "Faggot" in Persian. It is derogatory and almost always used when insulting someone.

Koondeh sounds similar to the German word for "customer". This similarity is commonly known by average Iranians.
That Koondeh son of a bitch ripped us off!

He is nothing but a Koondeh
by Xerxar August 20, 2010
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Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.
I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!
by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011
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koofsee

Borismo - "Lets go get some koofsee"
Holden - "Yes please I'll have a zingaaa!"
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Koofy

When your vibin but turnin up at the same time
Brock: Yo Tyler is straight vibin on the dance floor

John: Bruh he’s straight actin KOOFY

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If John was shredding people in cod people could say he’s on that koofy shit
by DaReal.Koofy August 24, 2020
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koon chai

A man who is very gentle and rich and makes you uwu at the sight of him
Ai Pete is such a koon chai.
by aeXpete March 4, 2019
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