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Brett Heady is an Australian Football Player who played in the Australian Football League aka AFL.

In Australian rhyming slang, when a male receives oral sex it is called Brett Heady.

The equivalent to performing oral sex on a female in Australian rhyming slang is Greg Rowell aka go the growl.
Knighty: So I took that stinker Tara out for date.
T-Dawg: Yeah, so how'd it go, you get some?
Knighty: Nothing, dropped 150$ on meals and movie.
T-Dawg: Not even a bit of Brett Heady?
Knighty: Nothing.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield June 08, 2007
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The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former USA Vice-president, a USA Presidential Candidate and most recently produced An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary on Global Warming).

To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, George W. Bush was never going to lose.
Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"?
Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was".
Langer: "South Africa are more like a John Kerry, than Al Gore, bloody chokers".
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield August 13, 2007
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Greg John Rowell played cricket for QLD in the domestic cricket competition, called the Sheffield Shield (now the Pura Milk Cup) in Australia during the mid-90's.

The term Greg Rowell is used in Australian rhyming slang, meaning to go the growl or to perform oral sex on a female's genitalia.

The equivalent to a female performing oral sex on a man is Bretty Heady or to give head.
Dougy: Boy that bird last night sure was feisty last night!
Timmy: Greg Rowell?
Dougy: Nar but she gave me Brett Heady.
Timmy: I love you man.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield June 08, 2007
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Some stupid acronym that fake people made up so they couldn't be interested in someone that they actually like because they live a distance incompatible with their fakeness, acronym for "geographically undesirable."

Sarah: "wow that Todd guy is totally nice and all, I would sure like to date him"
Tania: "He lives in Texas"
Sarah: "Damn what a GU"
Todd: "I wasn't interested in you anyway you fake bitch"
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Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.
Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"
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Holden Morrisey Caulfield, appears in J.D. Salinger's Slight Rebellion off Madison, published in the December 22, 1946 issue of The New Yorker. This was the basis for several chapters in the book, The Catcher in the Rye where Holden has a date with Sally Hayes.
Holden Morrisey Caulfield usually wore his chesterfield and a hat with a cutting edge at the “V” in the crown.
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Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.
Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man.
Wayne Campbell: Yea, and I love you too, Terry.
Terry: No no no, I mean it man. I LOVE you.
Wayne Campbell: No, I-I mean it. I love you.
Terry: No you don't, man. I love you.
Wayne Campbell: being hugged by Terry Garth. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you.
Terry: I love you, man.
Garth Algar: Thank you.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield November 12, 2008
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