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Konjo
what? Is that konjo yours?
Konji
Usually used by people of Nigerian descent to describe a state of extreme horniness. Usually only applies to people who have tasted the forbidden fruit before
Konji by Junepaules12 April 25, 2011
konji
a feeling off sexual pleasure that you need at that point of time when a boy/girl has not smashed in a long time and is in the mood for anything
konji by yoyoboogyou January 28, 2020
Konjujimay
Brandon: I can't beat this game by myself.
Jay: I konjujimay you my friend.
Brandon: Oh thank you very much
Jay: I konjujimay you my friend.
Brandon: Oh thank you very much
Konjujimay by jay553243 March 2, 2009
Konjotravac
Expression founded by the Guild NBN (Naughty by Nature) playing the very popular MMORPG World of Warcraft. The expression was taken from a character name of a player who had a habit of attracting attention from unwanted NPC's during 40/20 man raids (group of of people sharing same goal/objective), resulting in an un-successful attempt to accomplish an objective or goal.
Konjotravac by Pfenix July 6, 2006
Konji-Roo
A sassy sarcastic expression made with ones face in which the person has the lips of an angel and one eyebrow raised
Konji-Roo by Esercainas May 8, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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