Konji 

Usually used by people of Nigerian descent to describe a state of extreme horniness. Usually only applies to people who have tasted the forbidden fruit before

Guy 1 : See that fat girl!
Guy 2 : With the konji that I have right now, I would still smash

Konji by Junepaules12 April 25, 2011

konji 

a feeling off sexual pleasure that you need at that point of time when a boy/girl has not smashed in a long time and is in the mood for anything

"konji has caught you shey"
"yes o, konji can kill"

konji by yoyoboogyou January 28, 2020

Konji 

A Nigerian slang usually used to represent an extreme state of horniness

Omo If you see how konji dey whine me eh, my dick just break zip

Konji by real ass negro December 3, 2022

Konji 

The experience of being extremely horny and lustful. A broken/ pidgin English slang/ term.

As i see Nancy for club, Konji hold me.

I have to finish earl at work so I can make it home to my girl on time, konji is the motif.

Konji by Capriunicorn August 23, 2023

Konji 

This is a Nigerian street slang for a state of extreme horniness. It is derived from congeal as it believed that when a guy (or babe) has not had sex in a while, his sex fluid thickens or congeals.
It is used loosely in Nigerian songs as well. Songs like NO MONEY, NO KONJI by Vybz and Zlatan ibile

"Guy, konji is worrying him " to mean his under extreme sexual tension and needs an outlet.

"Kọnji na your mate?"
This is commonly used when a reports of sexual relationships leaks, especially about someone who looks pious, deemed above sex scandals or someone who was caught simping just for sex.

Konji by hYpher February 14, 2025

Konji-Roo 

A sassy sarcastic expression made with ones face in which the person has the lips of an angel and one eyebrow raised

Angelina Jolie sported a sexy low-cut dress and a konji-roo expression to the Oscars.

Konji-Roo by Esercainas May 8, 2008

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020