konjelate 

To speak in such a way as to imply superiority over the listener. Speech is filled with particularly lengthy words, usually in order to confuse the speaker and demean them.

Speaker: And so you see, your lack of appreciation for my particular vernacular stems from your apparent deficiency in education.
Listener: Stop trying konjelating me!
Speaker: Konjelate?

konjelate by Darren Black April 27, 2010

Knobelate 

When a person eats their own or someone else's Penis.

"Did you hear about james? He knobelates his penis"

Knobelate by BIZARRE BERRY July 18, 2023