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United Kondom 

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.
This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.
United Kondom by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011
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the best croatian supermarket chain ever
hey did you go to konzum? the best croatian supermarket chain ever? yes, yes i did.
konzum by achqes August 10, 2022

konumble 

The act of hitting your head against a wall and therefore passing out, often accompanied by people saying 'what did the wall ever do to you?' and 'he'll be fine'. This is often a side effect of extreme anxiety.
You really konumbled back there.
I am going to konumble myself after hearing what you said.
konumble by thekonumbler October 16, 2023

Kondomedy 

I feel sick after I kondomedy with poop
Kondomedy by Waffle factory7 September 9, 2020

Kondimatsas 

He is Dream v2, Very sneaky, like a spider. Dont trust him, not a man to count or talk. He is also called by many names. Such as Kondibratsas, Kondifatsas.
Its an enderman, no its a mushroom no its a KONDIMATSAS
Kondimatsas by CausticCrane November 20, 2021
A super cool dude, who loves to f*** your mom.
Kondur just did vamshis mom.
Kondur by anonymous November 23, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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