kompir

this is the nickname of a classmate that is so pc addicted ! it comes from comp shortenned from computer (duh) ;

yo kompir was up ....

by nsd April 15, 2005

Erik Kompara

A very interesting man. He teaches but he doesn't know what. He tries to translate from english to slovenian and yet he fails. He thinks he is the best by insulting his students and when He gets insulted He responds with "haHA". In the end we all love him and his own gang called KK. If you don't have a "K" in your name, no problem sir He will entirely change your name so it will have a "K" in it. Erik Kompara more like The mith The legend himslef .

From Jure you become Jurekk .
From Črv you become Čukk.
From Muzica you become Musikka.
Who is Erik Kompara? A new made god who was created by himself to rule the world .
The KK gang out.

by CptGangSpank May 10, 2018

kommireddy

someone who moves on quickly

person 1: Dude didn't you lose your dog last week?

kommireddy: DWAI

by xd117 September 10, 2020

kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said

Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.

by gtbarry October 3, 2008

time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard

Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?

by Ultimecia September 28, 2013

komprobot

A social media bot designed to obtain kompromat on a person. Most bots display a fake persona of a semi-nude women and target random users by following them, sending them a friend request, or commenting on their posts. The bots encourage their victims to send them explicit messages or lude photos of themselves, which are stored in a database and used against the victim if the owners/operators of the bot ever wish to extort them. Some bots direct the victim to a 3rd-party website, where their credentials are stolen. The bots are normally of Russian origin.

Tom: "Yo man, this hot babe Natasha added me as a friend and says she wants me to send her a picture of my dick! Should I do it?"

Jeff: "Nah, don't do it. That's not a real person, that's just a komprobot."

by Sknarf September 25, 2018

kompromat

Collection of incriminating/damaging information or documents which are often used to blackmail a politician or other public figure.

Derived from the Russian word "компромат", a portmanteau for "компрометирующий материал", literally meaning 'compromising material'.

Many believed Senator X had been blackmailed into supporting President Z's executive order because there was a kompromat on him.

by txddy January 31, 2020