kompromise 

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said

Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.

kompromise by gtbarry October 3, 2008

kompromise 

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.

Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.

kompromise by gtbarry November 5, 2008

Compromised to a permanent end 

Being killed, as coined by WWE superstar John Cena.

The President has just announced that we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Osama bin Laden.

Compromised to a permanent end by themib May 25, 2011

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.

GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.

GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

Republican compromise by HavenB January 29, 2009

2/7 Compromise 

The 2/7 compromise was established in 1818, to allow residents of the state known as Illinois to be considered partial people. The compromise was created after much arguing in meeting with Illinois and Wisconsin residents. (although most of the arguing was between the FIBs). After 14 days of nonstop meetings, the 2/7 compromise was created. Although many Wisconsin residents disagreed with allowing them privileges, the majority of them agreed that they need a couple rights.

The 2/7 compromise includes the following rights to FIBs:
* The right to drive on Wisconsin freeways, but must pay speeding tickets regularly.

* The right to vote in Illinois State elections.
* The right to Kenosha.
* The right to visit Mars Cheese Castle.

Although these rights were established to allow Illinois residents to be considered partial people, it does not cover FIBs from Itasca. Unfortunately they were unable to show at the meeting and thus were not allowed to take part in the compromise.

-Why is that FIB driving on I94
-They won that in the 2/7 Compromise
- Oh yeah that's right.

2/7 Compromise by Power Play January 25, 2011