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An annoying little bitch
Hey look it’s a kolland!
kolland by NANAB1RD February 11, 2022
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is typically a person whom is a nonconformist and can be used as a scapegoat in tight situations
person 1: Who left these dishes out?
person two: "That koyllande did it."
Person 1: "Who the hell is that koyllande?"
Person 2: "the bastard that keeps leaving dishes around your place"
Koyllande by WAughferdoo March 14, 2009

Kollenda 

(Noun) the kind of excessive fake tan job that leaves the recipient looking orange.
OH....MY....GOD....look at Kevin! He's had a Kollenda. He looks like he's been dipped in creosote.
Kollenda by everyone August 23, 2004
A female name for a woman who is responsible, powerful and can accomplish anything she sets her mind to.
Wow, Kelland achieved that in record time.
Kelland by Pearl Rose March 18, 2019
One who falls into an outhouse and as a result, dies.
Person A:Dude! You are SUCH a Kelland.

Person B: I know, my funeral is gonna stink...literally
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kolandasamy 

A faeces like creature which can't sexually reproduce
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kolandasamy by DAYDREAMERKSM April 22, 2019

Koliandris 

A person who exhibits qualities of a DONKEY in the work place.
Noisy, confused and slightly depressed. However, also has a point to make when it comes to the business.
when discussing doing sales in real estate you are being a koliandris
Koliandris by ForeheadGinger January 4, 2023
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