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One who falls into an outhouse and as a result, dies.
Person A:Dude! You are SUCH a Kelland.

Person B: I know, my funeral is gonna stink...literally
Kelland by Incogneto April 13, 2008
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Kelland is a strong and smart man who knows how to take care of his loved ones. He makes his friends laugh and lifts the spirits of all those around him with his jovial grins and endless jokes! Kelland is a giants name, if you are named Kelland you are sure to be big in heart, stature and kindness. Being large in stature; Kelland prefers a cold climate.

Kellands make the best boyfriends with their dashing good looks and romantic gestures. Kelland tends to smell sultry all the time, even after a good sweat. Kelland loves to eat and if you want to win him over be sure to feed him!

Although there is lots to be said about a Kelland being a trustworthy lover if you don't hold on tight a Kelland may wander, as is in a Kellands nature to pursue the finer things in life. Try not to overcomplicate happiness and love with a Kelland as Kellands enjoy simple pleasures without conflict. Kelland is a very patient man and when you catch the eye of a Kelland it's hard to get away from his devoted nature.
Jack: "I really wish I could be more like Kelland."

Adria: "Not everyday you meet a man as wonderful as Kelland"

Lara: " Kelland seems like he would be really good in bed! ^.^"

Tom: " I'd love to have Kelland on my team!"

Yolandi: "Woah! Kelland is a giant! How does he sleep at night with such a big fat scrumptious d*ck."
Kelland by shhhhhprincess November 24, 2021
A really cool dude that is misunderstood but also a joy to have around.
Damn man, Kelando is a really cool dude.
Kelando by realKELP June 4, 2018
The name of Keiland has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
A Keiland is not confident.
Keiland by AirSeller October 29, 2019
A kellan is a very sweet and caring boy/man.if you ever meet a kellan keep him close to your heart. A kellan is a funny, handsome and a perfect Boyfriend to have. He'll come to your rescue if you need him. A kellan is also a very good kisser.
Kellan is perfect
Kellan is smart and nice.
Kellan by C. E. M September 15, 2018

Kellan Lutz 

A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy.
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."
Kellan Lutz by hiyourgay11 May 6, 2009