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One who falls into an outhouse and as a result, dies.
Person A:Dude! You are SUCH a Kelland.

Person B: I know, my funeral is gonna stink...literally
Kelland by Incogneto April 13, 2008
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Kelland is a strong and smart man who knows how to take care of his loved ones. He makes his friends laugh and lifts the spirits of all those around him with his jovial grins and endless jokes! Kelland is a giants name, if you are named Kelland you are sure to be big in heart, stature and kindness. Being large in stature; Kelland prefers a cold climate.

Kellands make the best boyfriends with their dashing good looks and romantic gestures. Kelland tends to smell sultry all the time, even after a good sweat. Kelland loves to eat and if you want to win him over be sure to feed him!

Although there is lots to be said about a Kelland being a trustworthy lover if you don't hold on tight a Kelland may wander, as is in a Kellands nature to pursue the finer things in life. Try not to overcomplicate happiness and love with a Kelland as Kellands enjoy simple pleasures without conflict. Kelland is a very patient man and when you catch the eye of a Kelland it's hard to get away from his devoted nature.
Jack: "I really wish I could be more like Kelland."

Adria: "Not everyday you meet a man as wonderful as Kelland"

Lara: " Kelland seems like he would be really good in bed! ^.^"

Tom: " I'd love to have Kelland on my team!"

Yolandi: "Woah! Kelland is a giant! How does he sleep at night with such a big fat scrumptious d*ck."
Kelland by shhhhhprincess November 24, 2021
A really cool dude that is misunderstood but also a joy to have around.
Damn man, Kelando is a really cool dude.
Kelando by realKELP June 4, 2018
The name of Keiland has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
A Keiland is not confident.
Keiland by AirSeller October 29, 2019
A kellan is a very sweet and caring boy/man.if you ever meet a kellan keep him close to your heart. A kellan is a funny, handsome and a perfect Boyfriend to have. He'll come to your rescue if you need him. A kellan is also a very good kisser.
Kellan is perfect
Kellan is smart and nice.
Kellan by C. E. M September 15, 2018

Kellan Lutz 

A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy.
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."
Kellan Lutz by hiyourgay11 May 6, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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